In 2006 Scientist and Mercenaries converged on the tiny Isla de la Gran Gecko in search of giant dinosaur DNA samples of genetically produced dinosaurs. Little did either group realize that actual LIVE dinosaurs were loose on the island. When the first players encountered the Velociraptors a blood bath ensued. Later it was discovered a little dino pee-pee would mask your scent just enough to let you slip by these killers unharmed. --------------------->
But then there was the BIG T-REX and he was something else to contend with. The dino pee-pee might only infuriate him or it might bring on amorous attraction. Believe me, you don' want to be mounted by a T-REX! During the afternoon a heavy shower soaked the woods as is common on Isla de la Gran Gecko. Now the predators could not be heard except for their screams deep in the woods and both groups limped out of the woods at the end of the day with many less men than they went in with. That was 2006 and no one has gone back to the island since… until now!
THE GEICO GECKO SAY… "They came to me years ago and asked if they could name a little island after me and like a blooming idiot I said, Sure! Never in me wildest dreams did I know they were going to put real live dinosaurs on that bloody speck of dirt. Next thing you know men are being eaten, women are being eaten, even little kids were being eaten. Not exactly the image Geico wanted to be associated with ya know. They sent me there to take a look in 2006 and that bloody T-Rex shoved me into places that I cannot bring myself to mention. It was obscene and it took me weeks to get back me nice green color. I will never forget that smell either and this is not a complete dramatization!"
It will be hot so dress and come prepared for the heat! Water will be FREE at pro-shop with fans and shade provided. Cold drinks and snacks available or bring your own!
