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CATTLEMAN CERTIFICATION
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All professions have a test,
or some way to verify
you've fulfilled professional requirements to prove you qualify. |
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A trucker's got a CDL
to handle eighteen wheels.
A druggist has a framed degree
to prove he knows his pills. |
A lawyer has to pass the Bar
to take his client's dough.
A weatherman is certified
in predicting rain and snow. |
But cowmen don't have a test
that's written down or filed.
They've never seen their final score,
or points that's been compiled. |
If you've ever spliced a bailer chain with rain clouds to the west,
or pulled a calf at 10 below, you've took the cowman test. |
Or watched your kid win first place with the old cow's orphan calf,
or paid your note off free and clear, 'cause you cut expense in half. |
Have you ever blown a trailer tire with three tons of hay on board,
or bought that pickup any way--the one you couldn't afford? |
If you're still in business, Friend, and managed to survive,
you've paid your dues and passed the test. Now you're a COWMAN--CERTIFIED. |