McCann v. Greenway, 952 F.Supp. 647 (W.D.Mo. 1997)
 

 Father brought civil rights actions against state Division of Family Services, child welfare workers, and others.  On motions to dismiss, the District Court, Whipple, J., held that presence of fringe on flag during custody proceedings did not violate father's civil rights.

 Motions granted;  ordered accordingly.

 Daniel J. McCann, Golden City, MO, pro se.

 Jeremiah (Jay) Nixon, Missouri Attorney General, Jefferson City, MO, Richard S. Scott, Lamar, MO, Harold F. Glass, Springfield, MO, for defendants.

MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER

 WHIPPLE, District Judge.

 Pending before the Court is the motion of Defendants Greenway, Percy, Winslow, and Missouri Division of Family Services ("DFS") and the motion of Defendants James Bickel and his law firm, Russell, Brown, Bickel & Breckenridge to dismiss this action, among other grounds, pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6) for Plaintiff Daniel J. McCann's failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.  The twenty-five-page complaint in this action poses a number of problems, including the fact that over half of those pages merely list excerpts from various legal authorities, the relevance of which are not explained.  Essentially, however, Mr. McCann appears to be suing everybody involved in a recent state court action in which Mr. McCann was divested of custody of his child or children for their conspiracy in the matter.  His main complaint is that the state court did not have jurisdiction over the custody dispute because the court flew a "maritime flag of war", which invested the court with admiralty jurisdiction to the exclusion of its lawful jurisdiction over family law disputes.

I. FACTS

 Defendants Greenway, Percy, Winslow, and DFS are a juvenile officer for the Circuit Court of Vernon County, two employees of DFS, and DFS itself, all of whom were involved in the custody hearing.  Defendants James Bickel and his law firm, Russell, Brown, Bickel & Breckenridge represented Jalene McCann, Plaintiff's ex-wife, at the hearing on a motion for modification.  Separately, these Defendants raise a number of solid grounds on which to dismiss, all of which could be addressed through reasoned (if ultimately unconvincing) argument.  Mr. McCann, however, has chosen a different route.  In nearly identical motions opposing Defendants' motions, Mr. McCann asks for declaratory relief and summary judgment, "refuses" Defendants' motions and briefs, "refuses" the term "pro se" being attached to him, realleges that Defendants were part of a fraud and conspiracy to deny him his constitutional rights at his hearing, and claims that Defendants's silence in the face of these deprivations controverted their oaths of office, which, naturally, rendered those oaths perjured.  The actual deprivation of constitutional rights is best left to Mr. McCann's own prose:

7.  The Defendants witnessed the use of an "American maritime flag of war" in the court room to establish the jurisdiction in the bar as a war sanctuary, under the American "War Powers Act".

8. This flag is of stars and stripes with gold fringe, and or gold or yellow rope or braid, or gold eagle on top of the flag pole, placed in the bar to deprive the proper parties in the bar, to any action of and not limited to, the deprivation of all U.S. Constitutional rights.  This "maritime flag of War", is used with "intent" [which is proper element to establish "perjury of oath"], as the proper authorities have not charged, anyone of the defendants titled above, to date, with the "Deprivation of rights under color of law" or the "policy and custom" at [title 42 U.S.C.A. 1983, chapter 21, at notes 319 and 337], with "intent" of the high standards that all officers of the court enjoy, and did "fraud" the court of its immunity from any objections or charges that may arise by the proper party who's rights were violated.

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10) The "necessary element", being the "maritime flag of war", is with the "knowledge" (title 42 U.S.C.A. 1986) of the Defendant judge and or court.  The judge upon entering the court is responsible as the "fiduciary" of the court, to control the "color of law" of the court.  The plaintiff has requested of the judge to "replace" the "America war flag" with an "American flag of peace".....

11) The sovereignty that the plaintiff is declaring is under "the American flag of peace" of "the United States of America".

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18) Policies and customs, have changed because one citizen stood up for the truth and what was right.  The "maritime flag"--abuse--will be tested by this case.....

 Incorporation Case No. 96-50380CV-SW-1

 "Motion to Dismiss"

for "fraud" F.R.C.P. 9(b) and F.R.C.P. 12(b)(6) failed claim "motion", under the jurisdiction of the American flag of peace of the "United States of America" no jurisdiction of maritime or war will be allowed in this case incorporated case no. 96-5038-CV-SW-1. (FN1)

II. STANDARD FOR MOTION TO DISMISS

 "In considering a motion to dismiss, we must assume that all the facts alleged in the complaint are true.  The complaint must be liberally construed in the light most favorable to the plaintiff.  A Rule 12(b)(6) motion to dismiss a complaint should not be granted unless it appears beyond a doubt that the plaintiff can prove no set of facts which would entitle the plaintiff to relief."  Coleman v. Watt, 40 F.3d 255, 258 (8th Cir.1994)  (citations omitted).  Pro se complaints are entitled to a liberal construction.  Edgington v. Missouri Dept. of Corrections, 52 F.3d 777, 779 (8th Cir.1995).

III. ANALYSIS

 The issue before the Court is whether action taken by a state court during a child custody hearing while the court's flag is adorned with gold fringe idly hanging or a gold eagle vigilantly peering atop the flagpole somehow violates a litigant's rights under United States Constitution, and whether the Defendants, various child welfare workers, the state child welfare agency, the adverse litigant's counsel and his law firm, are liable for sitting mute without protest or action to cure.  Before issuing its ruling, the Court must disclose that its courtroom and chambers each sport an American flag with gold fringe and a gold eagle atop the respective flagpoles.  The Court declines to recuse itself, however, for reasons that become obvious below.

 Other Courts have considered Mr. McCann's argument or arguments similar in nature or effect.  Those courts have labeled the position as "frivolous", (FN2) "totally frivolous", (FN3) "preposterous", (FN4) and "a ... really unintelligible assertion[ ]". (FN5)  This Court agrees.  But in the interest of killing this argument for good, and to facilitate appellate review, the Court will examine the law of the flag.

 The United States Code provides that "[t]he flag of the United States shall be thirteen horizontal stripes, alternate red and white;  and the union of the flag shall be forty-eight stars, white in a blue field", 4 U.S.C. § 1, with one star added for each additional state, 4 U.S.C. § 2.  In the 1920s, Army Regulation 260-10 required troops in the field to fly flags with a yellow silk fringe.  See 34 Op.Att'y Gen. 483, 484-85 (1925).  The Adjutant General of the Army believed that

[t]he War Department ... knows of no law which either requires or prohibits the placing of a fringe on the flag of the United States.  No Act of Congress or Executive order has been found bearing on the question.  In flag manufacture a fringe is not considered to be a part of the flag, and it is without heraldic significance.  In the common use of the word it is a fringe and not a border.  Ancient custom sanctions the use of fringe on the regimental colors and standards, but there seems to be no good reason or precedent for its use on other flags.

 Therefore, Mr. McCann's claims against the above-listed Defendants must be dismissed because his factual predicate is incorrect as a matter of law.  Even if the Army or Navy do display United States flags surrounded by yellow fringe, the presence of yellow fringe does not necessarily turn every such flag into a flag of war.  Far from it:  in the words of the Adjutant General of the Army, "[i]n flag manufacture a fringe is not considered to be a part of the flag, and it is without heraldic significance."  34 Op.Att'y Gen. at 485.   If fringe attached to the flag is of no heraldic significance, the same is true a fortiori of an eagle gracing the flagpole.

 Nor are the fringe or the eagle of any legal significance.  Even were Mr. McCann to prove that yellow fringe or a flagpole eagle converted the state court's United States flag to a maritime flag of war, the Court cannot fathom how the display of a maritime war flag could limit the state court's jurisdiction to take his child away from him.  Jurisdiction is a matter of law, statute, and constitution, not a child's game wherein one's power is magnified or diminished by the display of some magic talisman. (FN6)

 Because Mr. McCann offers no other reason why the state court lacked jurisdiction to hear the custody dispute, "it appears beyond a doubt that [Mr. McCann] can prove no set of facts which would entitle the plaintiff to relief."  Coleman v. Watt, 40 F.3d at 258 (citations omitted).  Consequently, his claims against the above-listed Defendants must be dismissed.  Furthermore, Mr. McCann is hereby warned that the Court will reward future frivolous arguments with monetary sanctions.  This warning will serve as notice to Mr. McCann regarding his behavior in all the cases he has before this Court.

 Finally, to ensure that the remaining defendants are not similarly harassed by Mr. McCann, the Court will require him to file a pleading, within two weeks from this order, setting out with particularity his claims against each remaining defendant and a short citation to the legal authority supporting each claim.  Failure to do so will result in the dismissal of each defendant against whom Mr. McCann cannot provide a nonfrivolous ground for relief.

IV. ORDER

 For the reasons given above, it is hereby

 ORDERED that the motions of Defendants Greenway, Percy, Winslow, Missouri Division of Family Services, James Bickel, and the law firm Russell, Brown, Bickel & Breckenridge are GRANTED and these Defendants are hereby DISMISSED from this action WITH PREJUDICE.  It is further

 ORDERED that Plaintiff McCann's motions for declaratory relief and summary judgment against these Defendants are DENIED.  It is further

 ORDERED that within two weeks of the date of this order, Plaintiff shall file a pleading setting out with particularity his claims against each remaining defendant and a short citation to legal authority supporting each claim.  Failure to do so will result in dismissal of each defendant for whom Mr. McCann cannot provide a nonfrivolous ground for relief.  It is finally

 ORDERED that a true copy of this order be sent by certified mail to Mr. McCann at the address given on his complaint.

FN1. Mr. McCann must have the same legal advisor as the plaintiff in Leverenz v. Torluemlu, 1996 WL 341468, No. 96 C 2886 (N.D.Ill. June 17, 1996) (remarking upon the "bizarre" pleading entitled "Motion:  Notice of Refusal for Fraud, Pursuant to F.R.C.P. Rule 9(b), Rule 10(a), and Rule 12(b)(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,) This case is under the jurisdiction of the American Flag of Peace (Title 4 USC 1) of the United States of America.  No Admiralty or Maritime jurisdiction will be allowed in the jurisdiction of this case.").

FN2. United States v. Greenstreet, 912 F.Supp. 224, 229 (N.D.Tex.1996) (rejecting argument that a federal court is limited to admiralty jurisdiction because it displays a fringed flag).

FN3. Vella v. McCammon, 671 F.Supp. 1128, 1129 (S.D.Tex.1987) (rejecting argument that a federal court lacks jurisdiction to impose penalties for civil and criminal contempt because its flag is fringed).

FN4. Commonwealth v. Appel, 438 Pa.Super. 214, 652 A.2d 341, 343 (1994) (rejecting argument that a fringed flag in a state courtroom conferred on the court admiralty or maritime jurisdiction).

FN5. Leverenz v. Torluemlu, 1996 WL 272538, at *1 & n. 3 (N.D.Ill. May 20, 1996) (noting, where the complaint named as defendants a judge, a state attorney general, a doctor, several police officers from different communities, and 600 unnamed John and Jane Does, that "[s]ome idea of what is to come is provided by this legend that Leverenz attaches to his "Complaint" heading:  [] This case is under the jurisdiction of the American flag of peace of the United States of America.  No flags of war will serve this case jurisdiction.").  The Court recognizes that standard practice in the Eighth Circuit is to refrain from citing unpublished opinions, see Plan for Publication of Opinions, reprinted in Eighth Circuit Rules and Procedures, Missouri Rules of Court:  State and Federal (West 1996), unless "no published opinion would serve as well", National Auto.  Dealers & Assocs.  Retirement Trust v. Arbeitman, 89 F.3d 496, 502 (8th Cir.1996).  The Leverenz court's colorful use of language fits the exception.  See also supra note 1 (quoting a later motion in the Leverenz case as "bizarre").

FN6. Cf. Moeller v. D'Arrigo, 163 F.R.D. 489, 491 & n. 1 (E.D.Va.1995) (dismissing as frivolous a motion alleging that state court had no jurisdiction over ongoing probate proceeding because it "display[ed] the federal and state military flags" such that "Admiralty jurisdiction prevail[ed]" in the state court, and rejecting notion that federal district courts have jurisdiction over matters arising under natural law when they fly a flag of the United States).